How do you start a flea race?

1 2 flea go!

 

What do you get if you call 666?

Three police men standing on their heads!

 

A-ha ha ha boom boom

 

“Did you thank Mrs. Smith for inviting you to the party?” said the girl

“No” said the girl, because she said don’t mention it!

 

What do you call a fish with lots of eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!

 

Ha ha ha

 

Why was the headmaster concerned?

Because there was too many rulers!

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

Still no eyed deer!